Nicholas Servi

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Joe Biden is officially the Democratic Presidential Nominee. Biden accepted the nomination two weeks ago during his acceptance speech at the 2020 Democratic National Convention. Since then, Biden has taken no hard questions from reporters. He also wasted no time in attacking what he considers the greatest threat to America: walls made by dinosaurs. This comes as new archeological evidence revealed that there was an ancient rock wall that circled around an area scientists dubbed “The Great Valley,” supposedly to keep out predatory dinosaurs. According to archeologists, the natural rock barrier formed a wall around a lush green land. There is even evidence that at one section of the wall, the dinosaurs rolled down rocks to seal off a breach.   “It really is a ‘Great Valley,’” Archeologist Samuel Grant ...

  [Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Dick Wolf announced his newest installment in the “Chicago” series. Wolf, through NBC, said the new show feature exclusively video clips from actual anti-police riots and protests this year in Chicago by far-left extremist groups AntiFa and Black Lives Matter. “This will save the studio millions of dollars by not having to hire actors or a film crew to shoot this series,” Wolf said in a press release. “Why spend millions on a film production crew or actors when you can just take stock footage from real-life riots?” Wolf’s “Chicago” TV universe is made up of “Chicago Fire,” “Chicago P.D.,” “Chicago Med” and “Chicago Justice.” All of the shows lean liberal on issues and beliefs. “Chicago Riots” will also feature Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s controversial remarks where she called Federal officers “P...

Democrats and their allies in the Mainstream Media and Big Tech continue their endless attacks against President Donald Trump and his character.    They claim that Trump has no empathy for other people and that he is incapable of caring about anyone but himself—whether it is about connecting with ordinary Americans, or Trump’s handling of the Coronavirus pandemic or the anti-police protests and riots.   They also blame Trump for the violence caused by far-left groups AntiFa and Black Lives Matter—even though Democratic state and local leaders refused to accept Trump’s offers to send in Federal officers or the National Guard.   The Joe Biden campaign also released campaign ads that blame Trump for the violence.   Yet Democrats for decades have been the ones pushing protections for abortion (and even so-called pro-abortion “Republican”).    Not only that, but Democrats are pushing to expand abortion and strike down any laws aimed at limiting it.  ...