(Parody) Disney reveals live-action “Mulan” is just two-hour long Chinese propaganda


[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.] 


With the live-action “Lion King” remake scheduled for release on July 19, Disney sends updates on their 243 other live-action film production projects in development. 

Disney announced that their new live-action “Mulan” remake will be heavily pro-China. 

“We are proud to work in conjunction with the People’s Republic of China in order to have our new ‘Mulan’ film reflect Chinese values into Western audiences,” Disney CEO Bob Iger told reporters on the set of “Mulan.” 

The House of Mouse signed an agreement with the Chinese Communist Party so that any future Disney movie set in China must be approved by Beijing itself before it can start filming and be distributed.

This now “Chinese” policy angered screenwriters, directors, producers ask conservative Americans across the United States, claiming that Communist China will have too much influence over their creative projects. 

“We don’t want a Communist regime dictating what an American company can create when it comes to film production,” freelance screenwriter Terry Jamison said. 

“The Chinese government is working everyday to develop a tech-surveillance state,” a conservative reporter with Fox News said. “Disney can’t align itself with a regime that violates the rights and privacy of its own citizens and steals intellectual property from other countries, especially the United States.” 

Disney defended the new “Mulan” film when accused of pandering to Red China.  

“The greatest scene in the film shows Mulan, a simple peasant girl, rising through the ranks and rally the people against the foreign barbarians threatening the Party — I mean, China,” a Disney spokesman said. “This scene shows that throughout its history, China has always valued women the same as men. 

“We hope these changes undo the mistakes made in the original ‘Mulan’ that falsely portray the Chinese as sexists and misogynists,” he added. 

Backlash from historians, conservatives and fans of the original animated films hasn’t stopped Disney from creating more live-action remakes that tarnish the originals. 

At publishing time, Disney hasn’t return requests for comment about historical evidence that women in Western countries have more freedom and rights than women in present-day China.

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