(Parody) Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez revealed as secondary antagonist in “Avengers: Endgame”


[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.] 

Contains spoilers for Avengers: Infinity War (2018)


Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige announces that New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Democrat) will play a secondary antagonist role in the upcoming film “Avengers: Endgame (2019).” 

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s role in ‘Endgame’ consists of her targeting the Avengers and trying to stop from saving the half of humanity that was wiped out during the Snap in “Avengers: Infinity War.”

“Ocasio-Cortez’s whole viewpoint is that we should let half of humanity stay dead in order to stop climate change,” Feige said at a press release. “We think this is best in line with her in real-life and we wanted to be as realistic as possible.”

Ocasio-Cortez has caused controversy when she said on Instagram that we, the American people, should stop having babies in order to save the Earth from climate change.

Conservatives across the United States have condemned Ocasio-Cortez for her anti-child statements. 

Feige also said that Ocasio-Cortez will have a relationship with Thanos, the main antagonist of “Avengers: Endgame.”

“We’re going to reveal that one of Thanos’ motivations for wiping out half the universe is to win Ocasio-Cortez’s heart,” Feige said. 

“There’s also a scene where Ocasio-Cortez calls Thanos a ‘sexist’ because he wiped out an equal number of human men and women and not just all the men,” he added. “It’s going to create much-needed tension in their character development.” 

It is unclear what Ocasio-Cortez’s fate in “Endgame” will be, but Feige hinted at a honorific end at the hands of a Guardian of the Galaxy.

“Rocket Raccoon is gonna have fun taking her down,” Feige said, grinning. 



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