(Parody) Mel Gibson sends friend requests to Anti-Semitic Democrats in Congress


[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.] 


It’s been over three months now since Nancy Pelosi and obstructionist Democrats took control of the House of Representatives. Since then, Rep. Omar and her freshman Democrat classmates have made anti-Semitic statements against Israel and the Jewish people.

Mel Gibson has taken notice. 

The “Braveheart” and “Mad Max” star sent Facebook and Twitter friend requests to Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilham Omar, and Rashida Tlaib — all first-term Democrats. 

“I figured since we have a lot in common that they would be thrilled to be my friends,” Gibson told reporters outside his Hollywood estate. “They hate Jews and everyone thinks I hate Jews as well. We’d make great friends.” 

Gibson’s remarks came after the Democrat-controlled House of Representatives passed a watered-down version of an anti-hate resolution last week. The resolution, which was originally supposed to focus only on condemning anti-Semitism, failed to specifically mention anti-Semitic remarks repeatedly made by Omar or mention her by name.

Gibson was criticized after making anti-Semitic statements after he was arrested for DUI in 2006. 

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was openly offended by Gibson’s remarks.

“How sexist is it of [Mel Gibson] to think that,” Ocasio-Cortez said. “He only hates Jews when he’s drunk or high on drugs. We hate them 24/7.”  

President Trump weighed in on the situation by saying the Democrats are now the “Anti-Jewish” Party, shortly before taking off in Air Force One to visit victims of the Alabama tornado. 

Gibson later admitted he only sent the friend requests after losing a bet to a friend.

“My friend told me the Democrats can’t even do a simple task like signing a resolution solely condemning hatred of Jews,” Gibson said to reporters. “I betted that if they did do that — or if they caved in to the radical anti-Jewish wing of their party — then I would send friend requests to every Democrat who voted for the bill. I’m sorry to say I lost the bet.” 

Gibson plans to make a film focusing on a group of First Crusade knights as they defeat a Muslim force ten times their size and save Jerusalem from the Muslim troops, in an apparent jab at Omar and Tlaib. 

The “First Crusaders” film is expected to come out four years after Gibson’s sequel to “The Passion of the Christ” and a film about the Battle of Lepanto, where an underdog Christian naval force defeats the Muslim Turks from attacking Catholic Europe.

Gibson is rumored to star as Pope Pius V, who interceded with the Blessed Mother Mary on behalf of the Catholic forces during the battle, in the “Lepanto” film. 

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