(Parody) Kamala Harris names Anti-Catholic Nathan Phillips as VP choice


[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.] 


In an effort to outdo the other 20-plus Democrats running for President in 2020, California Senator Kamala Harris (D) has already picked her Vice President.

Harris announced at a Socialist rally in New York that left-wing Native American Activist Nathan Phillips is her Vice Presidential nominee.

Phillips displays the one characteristic I look for in a Vice President: pure hatred of white male Catholics in America,” Harris said at a CNN town hall meeting attended by Know Nothings and other anti-Catholic, anti-conservative individuals. 

Back in January, Harris claimed that a Catholic judicial nominee’s involvement in the Knights of Columbus barred him from public service. 

Also in January, Phillips caused controversy for intentionally instigating hatred against the Covington Catholic boys who attended the March for Life Rally in Washington. 

A 30-second video clip made it look like the boys were taunting Phillips, but hours-long footage of the same event showed Phillips approaching the boys (not the other way around as Phillips claimed) and that the Catholic boys (wearing Make America Great Again hats) were the victims of racial and anti-Catholic attacks from a radical left-wing group of African Americans.

Phillips also lied about his military service, having never actually served in Vietnam during the Vietnam War, destroying any credibility he had about the confrontation against the Covington boys.

It’s clear Harris is the anti-Catholic candidate among the 2020 Democrat contenders.

Harris also promised that if she is elected president, she will sign an executive order banning Catholic colleges and parishes in the United States, directly targeting American Catholics of Irish, German, European, Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Asian and African descent.

Several Catholic groups have already stated they will sue Harris in the unlikely event she is elected President, preventing any and all executive action she thinks she can make using the bully pulpit.

“We will never allow ourselves to be persecuted by the Socialist Harris,” James Breviary, founder of Catholics For Trump, said. “And the American people are gonna make sure President Trump wins re-election in 2020.”

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