Nicholas Servi

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  After forcing YouTube to demonetize all of Steven Crowder’s YouTube videos earlier this month, Vox Media has taken the drastic step of using armed violence. Vox Commentator Carlos Maza ordered armed Vox mercenaries to storm YouTube headquarters in order to force the video streaming service to suspend Crowder’s YouTube channel permanently. “This is the day we destroy hate speech by using hate violence,” Maza told the Vox hired thugs before they deployed. “It’s not enough that YouTube demonetized Steven Crowder. We will show fascists like Crowder that if you make fun of us, we will destroy your lives and silence you.” Crowder, a conservative comedian, came under fire after YouTube threatened to suspend his YouTube account after “Vox does this on a regular basis, tryi...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  People can’t change or learn from their mistakes.  That’s what one left-wing university’s thinks about a student’s actions when he was a kid.  Today, Harvard — the preppy and elitist Ivy League college — announced they are rescinding Kevin McCallister admittance letter to attend their university. “After careful deliberation, our university has decided to rescind our admittance acceptance letter to Mr. McCallister effective immediately,” a Harvard spokesperson told CNN. “We feel that Mr. McCallister’s actions show a pattern of immorality and that he can’t possibly change his character.”  Harvard’s announcement came after Harvard received leaked documents showing that McCallister engaged in home defense attacks against two bumbling burglars when he was a child....

This is an updated version of an article   I posted on November 30, 2018. The new CGI “Lion King” remake is scheduled for release on July 19. Directed by Jon Favreau, the same man who directed “Iron Man (2008)” and revitalized Robert Downey, Jr.’s career, “The Lion King (2019)” looks to tell the story of Simba in a CGI-filled Africa.  It’s the same Circle of Life story most of us grew up watching. For me, the original 1994 “Lion King” film is a classic. It was one of my favorite movies growing up and it still holds up to this day. It’s definitely one of Disney’s top animated films of all time. The production story behind “The Lion King (1994)” is also a great story because the odds were stacked against directors Roger Allers and Rob Minkoff , as reported by Goalcast. It doesn’t need a remake. Just like “Star Wars” and other films, Disney is creating carbon-based copies of the originals in order to get our money. It’s no secret ...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  While most everyday Americans celebrate June as another month and the month of Father’s Day, one Democrat Presidential celebrates it differently. Sen. Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren took part in Gay Pride Parade events in Boston (because the LGBTQ community and their supporters label June as “Pride Month”).  Warren took this opportunity to introduce her new campaign song.  Sure enough, as Warren made her way onstage to the podium, Veruca Salt’s “I want it now” blasted from the loud speakers.  “I have no idea how this iconic song became my theme song, but the message is still relevant to us here today,” Warren told the Pride Month participants. “Veruca’s dreams are our dreams. We need everything or else we’ll never be satisfied. We must have everything in this c...