(Parody) Rick Grimes goes to war against Disney and Hollywood elites for attacking Georgia


[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.] 


After Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp signed Georgia’s “heartbeat” bill into law back in March, Hollywood elitists like Alyssa Milano threatened to take millions of dollars in film production out of Georgia.

Now, Disney, Netflix, NBC and other film studios are threatening to pull all their film production business out of Georgia if the state enacts their pro-life law in January 2020.

This threat to boycott the state comes as Hollywood studios try to force Republicans and conservatives across the country to conform to their liberal-socialist doctrine, especially in red states passing and signing pro-life legislation into law. 

One Georgian is taking up arms against them. 

Rick Grimes, of AMC’s The Walking Dead, and his group of survivors are heading to California where they will launch an all-out war against the Disney Empire oppressors threatening their home state.

“You have these people like Bob Iger and Alyssa Milano and their Hollywood cronies coming into our state and try to tell us what to do,” Grimes said in a motivational speech to his group. “This land is ours and we ain’t gonna let them take it away from us.” 

Rick and his group, including Daryl Dixon, are expected to reach California and overwhelm their enemies. There, they plan to destroy every Mickey Mouse statue they find, set fire to Netflix banners and deface multiple stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.


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