(Parody) Walking Dead fans start online petition to retcon the show

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.] 


After Game of Thrones fans signed an online petition back in May to make the showrunners rewrite GoT Season 8, fans of another popular TV show decided to start their own online petition.

Fans of AMC’s hit show The Walking Dead started a petition on Change.org in order to force the producers to retcon the entire show after the events of TWD Season 4.

“We want the show runners to listen to the fans,” the petition’s statement read. “We want them to focus on good filmmaking and storytelling and on characters we like — not on characters we hate.” 

The following changes that TWD fans want on the show include, but are not limited to, 

·      Retconning the deaths of favorite characters  
·      Kill off characters hated by fans instead (i.e. Eugene, Dwight, annoying side characters) 
·      Stop making Carl Grimes a stupid and irrational kid 
·      Make Carl Grimes and Daryl Dixon get haircuts 
·      Good guys making bad military/fighting decisions 
·      Zombies (“walkers”) that appear out of nowhere without making any noise before they attack you

At publishing time, the show runners for The Walking Dead haven’t indicated how or when the show will end. 

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