(Parody) Democrats blame Trump for the Woodsboro Murders


[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.] 


Blame Trump.

That’s the mindset of Democrats.

In the wake of deadly mass shootings in El Paso and Dayton, Democrats and liberal reporters quickly condemned Trump for the shootings, claiming he’s a racist. 

“Trump is a white supremacist responsible for creating an atmosphere of hate in this country,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren said. “He encourages his supporters to attack us.”  

Warren didn’t comment when it was pointed out that the Dayton shooter was a radical leftist who supported her presidential campaign.

“The question itself is racist,” Warren said before donning Indian clothes and headdress. 

Now, Democrats are looking at past violent events to find a connection between them and Trump.

“Donald Trump is responsible for the Woodsboro Murders,” Ex-Vice President Joe Biden said at a campaign rally. “He inspired these white-faced psychos to go around stabbing people.”

Other Democrat candidates jumped onboard, blaming President Trump for the killings.

Republicans and conservatives condemned the Democrats’ statements, pointing out the fact that the Woodsboro Murders took place in the fictional “Scream” movie franchise.

“Those events never happened,” former Trump Campaign Advisor Corey Lewandowski said on Fox News’ “The Story with Martha MacCallum.” “It was deranged individuals targeting Sydney Prescott who committed those killings in feature films. They weren’t real.” 

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