(Parody) President Trump announces Ben Shapiro as latest Supreme Court nominee pick to replace Ruth Bader Ginsburg


[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.] 


After Ruth Bader Ginsburg was absent from the Supreme Court building while battling cancer chemo eelier this year, many in Washington and the media wondered if she would step down or die.

“This is the first time RBG hasn’t heard cases inside the Supreme Court ever since she was appointed there in 1994,” a senior analyst said. “Or was it 1995. Or 1993. I can’t remember if Clinton or Bush put her on.”

Ginsburg’s physical health scare was enough for President Donald Trump to come up with a contingency plan in case the oldest Justice on the Court died.

Already, the GOP and Democrats believe Judge Amy Coney Barrett, a Catholic woman, will be tapped for the job.

Now, President Donald Trump has announced his latest nominee pick to replace Ginsburg: conservative host Ben Shapiro.

“Today, I have decided to nominate conservative commentator Ben Shapiro to replace Justice Ginsburg in the Supreme Court should her health fail her,” Trump said from Rose Garden at the White House.

Trump cited Ginsburg’s youthful energy and tenacity as inspiration to pick the younger Shapiro to replace her.

“Ben Shapiro engages his audiences with youthfulness and matter-of-fact-ness you can only find in young men and women,” Trump continued. “It is my hope that he will bring that same fire and energy to the Supreme Court once Ginsburg is no longer with us.”

Trump also stated it was very possible Ginsburg may instead retire before she dies, but expressed some very rare camaraderie between the Republican President and the far left justices on the Supreme Court (including, at most times, John Roberts). 

“Honestly, I know what Ginsburg is going through because many in the Mainstream Media and the Democrats thought I wasn’t physically fit to run this country,” Trump said.

The Squad – made up of radical Democrat Representatives Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar, criticized Trump’s remarks because Acosta believes the real Ginsburg is actually dead.

“This is evidence the Jews are undermining America,” Tlaib said, using expletives to a crowd of jeering anti-Semites.

“Ruth Bader Ginsburg has never missed a day at work in her life on the Supreme Court,” Omar stated to a room full of reporters and spectators waving Palestinian flags. “Clearly, she was abducted the Jews so that a Nazi like Ben Shapiro can become a Supreme Court judge.”

At publishing time, none of the “Squad” members responded to Shapiro’s requests for comment when he pointed out that he himself is a Jew.

“To say that Jews are Nazis is stupid at best and racist at worst,” Shapiro said on his latest episode of “The Ben Shapiro Show” on “The Daily Wire.”

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