(Parody) Americans storm Iraqi Embassy in retaliation for attack on U.S. Embassy in Baghdad


[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.] 


Angered Americans storm the Iraqi Embassy to the United States.

After Iranian-backed terrorists and their supporters attacked the American Embassy to Iraq in Baghdad on Tuesday, freedom-loving Americans responded in kind. 

In retaliation for the blatant anti-American actions caused by the Iraqi people, ordinary Americans stormed the Iraqi Embassy to the U.S. and set fire to the Iraqi flag. They then raised an American flag over the embassy compound, essentially taking back American soil from Iraq.

The Americans suffered no casualties or injuries at the hands of the easily demoralized and cowardly Iraqi “soldiers” guarding the embassy. 

The Iraqis were no match for ordinary Americans armed with AR-15s and AK-47s.

“Run, Iraq, run!” the demonstrators chanted outside the embassy. “You can’t fight your own battles, you cowards!”

“Death to Iraq!” the demonstrators also shouted.

Nobody was killed in the clash between Americans and Iraqis on U.S. soil. 

“Before Trump came to power, Iraq was a weak country that took us for granted,” one demonstrator said. “Now, we’re making them pay for letting terrorists attack our embassy.”

The demonstrators then flew the American flag over the embassy in triumph.

“If the Iraqi people hate us so much, then we have a constitutional right to defend ourselves and drive them out,” a demonstrator said. “And the right to protect our people and save our Flag.”

The demonstrators also promised to never travel to foreign countries for vacations or— 

A liberal news anchor then wakes up and realizes what happened was just a dream.

“I should have known better,” the man thought to himself. “Everyone knows normal Americans don’t go around storming embassies or burning flags! Only anti-Americans do that.”

At publishing time, the liberal news anchor blamed Trump and ordinary Americans for the Iraqi attack on the U.S. Embassy during a live broadcast.

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