(Parody) Beto O’Rourke: “Hell yes, we’re gonna take your water guns”
[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]
Weather temperatures continue to rise across the United States.
Soon Americans will experience cool-to-warm spring and hot summer weather.
With the warmer weather comes the possibility that the coronavirus will die down and life will return to normal (since viruses generally don’t do well in warm or hot weather).
However, Democrats are continuing their push to ruin the lives of regular Americans.
Joe Biden, who is leading the Democrat Primary for President, renewed his call for gun control.
Unsatisfied with going after AR-15s and other assault rifles that regular Americans use for hunting, sport, entertainment or fun, the Democrat frontrunner has tasked failed Democrat Presidential candidate Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke to go after people’s water guns.
“If I’m elected President, I will put Beto in charge of taking AR-47s, AK-15s, AR-14s and water guns,” Biden said via a video message, confusing different gun types except for water guns. “These are the deadly weapons we need to remove from law-abiding citizens and little kids.”
A skinny gray-haired man matching O’Rourke’s description was seen shouting to people at various neighborhood pools and community recreation centers saying how Biden tasked him to get rid of water guns.
“Hell yes, we’re gonna take your water guns,” O’Rourke said outside a neighborhood pool. “No should have a weapon to squirt water at anyone, even for fun or self-defense.”
O’Rourke stated that he will use the police to confiscate people’s water guns, Nerf brand or otherwise, especially from the hands of little kids trying to enjoy the summer.
“It doesn’t matter if you bought the water guns at Walmart, got them as presents, or inherited them from your parents,” O’Rourke said. “People’s clothes’ lives are at stake here. Who cares if people say Democrats are trying to ruin your spring and summer?”
A dozen kids promptly shot O’Rourke with a dozen water guns, ranging in size from handheld ones to giant two-handed Nerf guns that shoot jets of water, soaking and ruining his clothes and shoes.
Weather temperatures continue to rise across the United States.
Soon Americans will experience cool-to-warm spring and hot summer weather.
With the warmer weather comes the possibility that the coronavirus will die down and life will return to normal (since viruses generally don’t do well in warm or hot weather).
However, Democrats are continuing their push to ruin the lives of regular Americans.
Joe Biden, who is leading the Democrat Primary for President, renewed his call for gun control.
Unsatisfied with going after AR-15s and other assault rifles that regular Americans use for hunting, sport, entertainment or fun, the Democrat frontrunner has tasked failed Democrat Presidential candidate Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke to go after people’s water guns.
“If I’m elected President, I will put Beto in charge of taking AR-47s, AK-15s, AR-14s and water guns,” Biden said via a video message, confusing different gun types except for water guns. “These are the deadly weapons we need to remove from law-abiding citizens and little kids.”
A skinny gray-haired man matching O’Rourke’s description was seen shouting to people at various neighborhood pools and community recreation centers saying how Biden tasked him to get rid of water guns.
“Hell yes, we’re gonna take your water guns,” O’Rourke said outside a neighborhood pool. “No should have a weapon to squirt water at anyone, even for fun or self-defense.”
O’Rourke stated that he will use the police to confiscate people’s water guns, Nerf brand or otherwise, especially from the hands of little kids trying to enjoy the summer.
“It doesn’t matter if you bought the water guns at Walmart, got them as presents, or inherited them from your parents,” O’Rourke said. “People’s clothes’ lives are at stake here. Who cares if people say Democrats are trying to ruin your spring and summer?”
A dozen kids promptly shot O’Rourke with a dozen water guns, ranging in size from handheld ones to giant two-handed Nerf guns that shoot jets of water, soaking and ruining his clothes and shoes.
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