(Parody) Nancy Pelosi’s daughter will replace her in Congress

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.] 


As the Coronavirus pandemic spreads around the world, there is concern that people over 65, the most vulnerable age group concerning the virus, will be more exposed. 

The Democrats have gone so far as to name a replacement for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, should the zealous anti-Trump Democrat catch the disease and die.

California Governor Gavin Newsom, a Democrat, announced that Speaker Pelosi’s daughter, Christine Pelosi, will be his first choice to replace Pelosi.

“Christine is just like her mother on all the issues and her hatred of President Trump and his supporters,” Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) said. “There’s no danger she won’t pick up where her mom leaves off.”

Christine Pelosi and her mom, both “Catholics,” also defend abortion and the right to kill unborn children in the womb, which is against Catholic Church teaching.

“I will oppose any action to limit abortion and make it illegal,” Christine Pelosi told CNN’s Don Lemon. “Nothing says ‘I’m a good Catholic’ like supporting a practice most conservatives think is evil. The sexist pricks.” 

Christine Pelosi is being prepped to take over her mother’s House seat and stop President Donald Trump’s actions to strengthen America and protect unborn American babies.

Should Nancy Pelosi die from the coronavirus, Christine Pelosi is expected to become the New Democrat House Leader, keep San Francisco the Socialist paradise it is and enjoy $50 gourmet ice cream pints from her mother’s $24,000 refrigerator.

The younger Pelosi will then lead the “Party of Resistance” against future Republican Presidents Nikki Haley, Donald Trump, Jr., Eric Trump, Dan Crenshaw, Ivanka Trump and Barron Trump.

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