(Parody) Democrats demand Marvel removes important word from the MCU

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.] 

Marvel Studios is under attack by Democrats.

The charge: using a word associated with President Donald Trump.

In their politically-correct Socialist worldview, Democrats continue their trend of targeting words they don’t like from everyday American culture. From “men” to anything they deem “gender-specific pronouns.”

Democratic leaders are targeting Marvel’s use of the word “phase” to describe stages of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU).

“Phase” is the word regular people and Marvel employees associate with each stage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Phases 1-3 take place from the first “Iron Man” film to “Avengers: Endgame” and “Spider-Man: Far from Home.”

President Trump and his administration have given voluntary guidelines for the states and American citizens to follow in order to stop the spread of Coronavirus. The White House has also given guidelines for a “phased” reopening for each state, which are also voluntary guidelines.

Many red states have already begun phased re-openings for their economies, while many blue states haven’t.

Democrat leaders contend that it is “racist” for people to to say “phase” or “phases” when referring to MCU because those words are associated with the Trump White House’s efforts to combat the Coronavirus and to reopen the economies of each state.

“It’s common knowledge that the word ‘phase’ refers to President Trump’s guidelines for a ‘phased’ reopening of the U.S. Economy and to get people back to their normal lives before Covid-19,” New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D) said in a video chat with CNN. “We therefore call on Marvel to remove all mention of ‘phase’ or ‘phases’ from their databases and every MCU movie.”

Ocasio-Cortez hopes that Kevin Feige and the showrunners at Disney-Marvel will continue to add their liberal agenda into Marvel movies and ignore the well-established male and female characters in their stories.

Kevin Feige, President of Marvel Studios, was optimistic about a compromise with Democrats.

“Honestly, we’re glad we don’t have to use the word ‘phases’ after ‘Endgame,’” Feige said, referring to the last “Avengers” film. “Heck, we don’t have any of our popular characters lined up for ‘Phase 4,’ so our next set of upcoming films is out of place.

“Everyone’s just waiting until ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 3’ and ‘Spider-Man 3’ films come out before seeing another new Marvel feature film,” Feige added. “Or until we introduce the X-Men and the Fantastic Four, whichever happens first.”

Regular Americans and lockdown protesters will continue to identify the MCU in phases.

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