(Parody) Biden: “Would you kindly make me your President?”

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.] 


Democrat Presidential Nominee Joe Biden in an interview with CNN’s Chris Cuomo pleaded with the American people to elect him President in November.

“I believe every man is entitled to the sweat of his brow and nothing more,” Biden said to Cuomo in the interview. “It doesn’t belong to the man in Washington, the man in Beijing, or the man in Rome.

“Would you kindly make me your President?” Biden added.

Biden made his case that he is the best man to lead Americans to prosperity, claiming to do a better job than President Trump ever could on issues ranging from Covid-19, to the “peaceful protestors” to defunding the Men in Black (MIB).

“I know things look bad because Trump claims this virus came from China, but if I am elected, we will create our utopia in America where everyone is equal and free from capitalism and religion,” Biden said. “Would you kindly put me in the White House so that we can enact my plan to radically transform America?”

Cuomo noticed Biden used the same phrase repeatedly in the interview.

“Joe, why do you keep saying, ‘Would you kindly’?” Cuomo said, trying to find an angle to attack President Trump. “Is it because you’re pleading with Americans to not vote for Trump because he’s responsible for all the Covid-19 deaths and systemic racism in our country?”

Biden stared off at Cuomo in the video.

“Chris, would you kindly stop asking me hard questions and just attack President Trump?” Biden said to the CNN host.

Cuomo became motionless and had no signs of personal freedom or free choice as he ranted against President Trump, following liberal talking points.

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