(Parody) Democrats vow legislation to stop President Trump’s executive powers after he commutes the Avengers’ sentences

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.] 


President Trump last week commuted the sentences of Avengers who sided against the Sokovia Accords, the United Nations’ governing power over the superhero team.

It is another step in Trump’s actions against globalists.

Before Trump’s Grants of Commutation, superheroes Captain America (Steve Rogers), Falcon (Sam Wilson), Ant-Man (Scott Lang), Scarlet Witch (Wanda Maximoff), Bucky Barnes and Hawkeye (Clint Barton) still faced prison time or probation for opposing the Sokovia Accords, even after defeating Thanos last year.

The Sokovia Accords were signed in 2016 under President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden, months before Trump won the 2016 Election in November and became President.

Under the Sokovia Accords, the U.N. unilaterally forced the Avengers to be controlled by the U.N., instead of remaining a private organization as it was before the Accords.

Any Avengers who opposed the Sokovia Accords were imprisoned or forced into retirement.

President Trump has been an outspoken critic of the Sokovia Accords, calling it a “witch hunt” against the predominantly American organization and its members.

“I commuted Steve Rogers and his friends’ sentences because it was an unfair process,” Trump said in his Rose Garden speech on Monday, referring to Captain American. “They never got a fair trial. They were gonna be imprisoned for the rest of their lives.

“What happened to Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson, Scott Lang, Clint Barton and Bucky Barnes should never happen to an American citizen,” Trump added, listing Captain America’s fried is who aided him, “and Wanda Maximoff didn’t deserve to be blamed for the terrorist attack in Lagos.”

Democrats condemned President Trump’s actions and vowed to launch investigations into Trump’s commutation power as part of the Executive Branch.

“President Trump’s actions were criminal and illegal,” Democrat House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said at a news conference. “The House will be drafting legislature to get rid of Trump’s commutation powers and seriously consider impeachment proceedings against him.”

Ben Shapiro of “The Daily Wire” attacked the Democrats’ logic and the motivation behind Sokovia Accords.

“The entire Sokovia Accords is about blaming the Avengers for all the bad things that happens over the last eight years,” Shapiro said on his show. “The Avengers were blamed for the attacks in New York, Washington, Sokovia and Lagos, which is ironic because last time I checked, aliens attacked New York, H.Y.D.R.A. infiltrated S.H.I.E.L.D. decades before the Avengers were formed and Lagos was the result of terrorists stealing weapons. You can argue Tony Stark and Bruce Banner are responsible for what happened in Sokovia because those two men created Ultron, but the other Avengers had nothing to do with that.

”And if we’re talking about blaming people, the Council that ran S.H.I.E.L.D. launched a nuclear weapon on New York City to stop aliens,” he added. “Just think what would’ve happened if Iron Man wasn’t there to guide it into the portal.”

In addition to the commutations, the Trump Administration is looking to stop funding the U.N.’s globalist agenda.

President Trump announced that the U.S. no longer recognizes the Sokovia Accords, taking America out of the agreement.

He also criticized Biden for not standing up for the Avengers against the globalist U.N.

“Captain America and his friends were hunted down like criminals under Obama and Biden’s watch,” Trump tweeted. “My administration has stood by our heroes and we always will.”

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