(Parody) “Trust the science on Coronavirus,” says political party that refuses to believe science on unborn human life

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.] 


President Trump announced his support to reopen public schools in the United States.

Trump’s plan isn’t a one-size-fits-all approach. Each school district will get to will decide when their districts will reopen (and not go to online classes only).

Trump believes that if schools don’t reopen, parents should take the tax dollars allocated for each of their children in order to put their children into private, charter or other schools that will reopen.

The CDC also released guidelines on how to safely reopen schools.

Democrats believe Americans should stay at home due to the Coronavirus (unless you’re protesting or rioting, then go out) and leave schools closed.

“President Trump doesn’t believe the scientists and teachers that say we shouldn’t reopen schools,” Pelosi said to CNN’s Chris Cuomo. “It doesn’t matter if our economy suffers or children lose learning. We must fight the coronavirus one hundred percent and we can’t do that by opening up our schools and putting people in danger.”

Conservatives and Republicans criticized Pelosi for her selective science belief.

“If Democrats and liberals don’t believe the science that says life begins at conception, why should we believe their science against reopening the economy and letting Americans get back to work?” Fox News’ Sean Hannity said on his program. “It doesn’t make any sense. People need to work to make a living, a concept Pelosi and the Democrats don’t understand.”

The mainstream media condemned Trump’s plan, calling it “stupid” and “unscientific.”

“It’s stupid that President Trump wants to reopen schools,” CNN’s Don Lemon said on his program. “I mean, how can you function properly if you don’t believe science on the issues.”

Despite advances in science and medical technology, studies that show unborn children can feel pain inside the womb, have a heartbeat and can breathe, Democrats, Planned Parenthood and liberals in the mainstream media still insist that it is okay to support and carry out abortion even after birth.

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