(Parody) Comedian Jeff Durham condemned as “racist” over Mexican Pepper on a Stick character

 [Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.] 

American comedian and ventriloquist Jeff Durham is the latest celebrity attacked by liberals and SJWs.

Durham, who has made a name for himself using ventriloquist dummies in his comedy routine, was condemned as a racist for using José Jalapeños on a Stick, a Mexican pepper who has the misfortune of being stuck on a stick.

“We gotta crush racism wherever it stands, especially in stand-up comedy,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren told CNN’s Chris Cuomo. “We can’t have white people culturally-appropriating other people’s culture and identity just to make a lot of money.”

Surprisingly, neither Warren nor Cuomo brought up Warren’s history of lying about her “Native American heritage” or the fact she pretended to be a Native American to get a rich job at Ivy League colleges.

Durham released a statement on the controversy, as did his comedy characters.

“In the Progressive SJW world, comedy is dead and laughter is racist,” Durham stated. “At least those late-night ‘comedy’ hosts like Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah and those idiots at SNL [Saturday Night Live] have nothing to worry about since they haven’t been funny since President Trump started his election campaign in 2015.”

Durham purposely put “comedy” in parentheses when describing the television hosts since those guys — as Durham asserts — haven’t been funny since President Donald Trump ran in the 2016 Election and took office. 

Durham’s comedy partners released statements supporting Durham.

“Silence, you AntiFa infidels! I kill you!” Achmed the Dead Terrorist said in his statement.

It is unclear how Achmed typed his statement since his arms have a habit of falling off for no reason.

“Will you SJW pansies shut the [expletive] up!” Walter wrote in his statement. “We all know you were the [expletive] who cheered when the Academy Awards fired Kevin Hart. Who are the real racists, you fools?”

Walter was referring to when Hart, a black actor and comedian, was forced to resign from hosting the 2019 Academy Awards after decades’ old tweets from Hart’s Twitter page surfaced that contained what many liberals considered “homophobic.”

“Hart’s a comedian and he’s black,” Walter continued. “He says stuff that offends people. That’s his job. Doesn’t his life matter? Every celebrity who attacked Hart should be called a racist and banned from all future movie roles and TV shows.”

At publishing time, the Academy Awards still have no plans to hire Hart or someone else to host future Oscar shows.