Nicholas Servi

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Having receiving positive feedback after releasing gameplay footage for their new video game, “Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order,” Electronic Arts (EA) and Respawn announced their next project. The video game production company announced that a “Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast” make is in the pre-production phase of development.  And it won’t have any loot boxes or microtransactions.  “What we’re doing is following the original PC video game and remaking it to 2019 standards of gaming effects,” a Respawn spokesman said at E3 2019. “It’s the same thing Capcon did with the Resident Evil 2 remake. Only we’re doing a Star Wars game.”  The original “Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast,” released in 2002, featured Kyle Katarn as the main protagonist. Katarn was a gre...

Steven Crowder, a conservative commentator and comedian, got his YouTube channel demonetized following a back-and-forth exchange against Vox.  For those who don’t know, this all started because Crowder created a “Vox Rebuttal” video on YouTube. In the video, Crowder debunks claims made by Vox’s Carlos Maza that all media (journalists and reporters) are controlled by conservatives.  Let that sink in. Vox, a far-left media outlet, claims every major news outlet is controlled by Republicans.  Is that why CNN, MSNBC, and the mainstream media continually bash President Trump and conservatives? Why every election cycle liberal commentators call conservatives “racists”? Why we endured three years of a fake collusion investigation against Trump?  It’s clear Vox has no evidence (facts) to back up their claims. Maza would get a flunking grade in journalism class if he didn’t use facts in his stories. Crowder’s arguments against Maza are...

In most movies and TV shows, there’s an evil corporation that works to undermine ordinary Americans and hurt them. The Alien , Avatar and Resident Evil franchises (just to name a few) all feature corporations that use their influence to threaten people’s lives and push their own ideologies onto ordinary citizens. Hollywood film studios are in fact that evil corporation they portray in film. Disney, Netflix, and other film studios are threatening to boycott the state of Georgia over their pro-life “heartbeat” bill. Their logic is that if American citizens don’t support their views on legalized abortion, then they’ll ruin your lives by taking away their film production business. This is ironic because, as conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh points out, Disney is suppose to be a family-oriented film production company for kids. And yet Disney is attacking a red state like Georgia for enacting a law to protect families and unborn children This i...