Nicholas Servi

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  There’s a new leader in endangered species. It’s not the bald eagle. It’s not the panda bear. And it’s not the tiger. It is progressives. The World Wildlife Fund (WWF), in a new study, found that progressives have become the number one endangered species in 2019. “We’re seeing a lot of new evidence that suggests Progressives will go extinct in twenty-to-thirty years,” WWF Spokesman Lez Hartman said. “For the first time in a hundred years, we’re actualy concerned there won’t be enough to Progressives to maintain the Progressive population levels in the United States and around the world.” This news comes as more climate change protesters, including young leftist children being paraded around by Democrats and news media outlets, vowed to never have ch...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  A number of celebrities avoided running for President in the 2020 Presidential Election. Most notably, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is absent from the list of Final Ten Democrats running for President. One famous celebrity has become a last-minute Democrat candidate. Walter, who is part of an entourage of dolls in comedian Jeff Dunham’s stand-up comedy specials, announced his decision to run for President. “I felt right at home with the Democrats running for President in this election cycle,” Walter said to the crowd at Dunham’s latest show. “They’re just as miserable as I am.” Dunham then questioned Walter, asking him why he’s running for President. “I don’t know, I’m bored. Besides, I’m more popular than those sour old dogs and dumb youngsters, so I should be runni...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  In the latest example from the out-of-touch mainstream media in their war against President Donald Trump, Jim Acosta stated he is a future version of conservative commentator Ben Shapiro. Acosta, a notorious grandstander for CNN pretending to be an actual reporter, made the claim outside the White House.   “I came here to warn people against the evils of Trump, despite what my younger self naïvely says defending this president,” Acosta said, looking solemn. Acosta claimed anyone comparing pictures of him and Shapiro can notice the similarities between them. Conservatives condemned Acosta’s remarks, including Ben Shapiro himself. “CNN’s Jim Acosta is the worst. He naïvely suggests that he’s me from the future,” Shapiro said during his show on “The Daily Wir...