Nicholas Servi

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  We are now four days away from “Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.” This film closes out the Disney Trilogy of Star Wars films that take place thirty years after the events of the Star Wars Original Trilogy. Spoilers for the new film have been leaked on the internet, which (if true) give away details about the film’s plot and ending. One leak in particular has gained popularity in recent days: that Baby Yoda comes in and saves the day. “Baby Yoda” is the nickname for a character in the new “Mandalorian” TV series streaming on Disney+, who looks very much like Yoda. The leaks conclude that Baby Yoda appears in the film’s climax and uses the Force to toss Darth Sidious around like a rag doll, saving the good guys. “Yes, it was always the plan to have Baby Yoda save everyone,” Direc...

It’s official: House Democrats are pushing forth articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump. The House Judiciary Committee debated the articles last night, Dec. 12, with a full House vote scheduled in the next few days.  However, the impeachment vote was delayed after House Judiciary Chairman Jerry Nadler (D-NY) purposely delayed the vote until this morning, Dec. 13.  The Democrat-controlled Judiciary Committee voted 23-17 along party lines to move forward with impeachment. In the impeachment articles, Democrats accuse Trump of obstructing congress and abuse of power.  The articles are expected to pass the full House of Representatives on a party-line vote. (Democrats currently hold a majority). From there, the impeachment proceedings move to the Republican-controlled Senate, where a two-thirds majority is required to remove any President from office.  We all knew this was coming. The House would vote t...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.] PBS announced a new “Dragon Tales” feature film is in production. In an effort to stay relevant outside of “Sesame Street,” the educational broadcast station (known for educational kids shows) has started a new film division. The “Dragon Tales” film, titled “Dragon Tales: Return to Dragon Land,” is being developed in cooperation with Warner Brothers. “We really want to show audiences we can produce films, not just educational programs for kids,” a PBS spokesman said. “They’ll see we’re just as good as Fox, ABC, CBS and NBC.” The film is set in the present day with an older version of Annie and Max, the siblings from the animated series, all grown up. The plot revolves around Emmy and Max returning home while on college break and accidentally getting sent back to the dragon world after going throug...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  First, there was Socialist Monopoly. Now, there is Political Munchkin “Munchkin” game developer Steve Jackson Games announced the newest release in the “Munchkin” game series, taking a spin on current American politics. “Instead of going through levels, slaying monsters and getting to the treasure, players are able to go through levels, attack monsters and players of the same or opposite party, and make their way to the Election Podium,” game creator Steve Jackson said. “We want our customers to have a funny take on the 2020 Election Cycle.” Some of the featured items and weapons in the game include: ·       Elizabeth Warren’s headdress ·       Kamala Harris’ Know-Nothing Party membership card (a token of her anti...