Nicholas Servi

Captain America is anti-conservative. At least, the man who plays him is.  Chris Evans, who plays Captain America in the hit MCU film series, bashed American conservatives when asked if he thinks Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady is a Trump supporter. In a recent interview with The Hollywood Reporter, as reported by Fox News, Evans said that you can’t “alienate half your audience.” He then said he wished Brady isn’t a Trump supporter or is a guy who regrets supporting Trump. By admission, when Evans attacked Brady for “maybe” being a Trump supporter, he showed his hatred and bias against Trump supporters and President Trump. Increasingly, everyday Americans are being alienating by Hollywood elites and liberal politicians. Former Obama Attorney General Eric Holder said that America was never great . Holder’s goal was to attack American conservatives and Trump’s “Make America Great Again” slogan. To liberals like Holder and Evans, America ...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Glamorous, but disappointing. That’s how Utah Senator Mike Lee (Republican) describes the Green New Deal. During deliberations this week when the U.S. Senate voted 57-0 against the Green New Deal, Senator Lee used a poster of “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” to illustrate what the Green New Deal actually is. “Like this poster here, the Green New Deal is meant to built up your hopes and dreams that everything in it is gonna be great,” Senator Lee said on the senate floor during his allotted debate time, motioning to the “Last Jedi” poster. “It may look awesome, but once you slog through it you realize it’s the worst deal ever to hit the big screen or the Senate floor,” he added. Lee was joined by the other Republican Senators in striking down the Green New Deal, along with four D...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Sore losers. That’s what the Los Angeles Rams are. After getting their butts kicked by the New England Patriots in Super Bowl LIII, the defending NFC champs are demanding changes in how the NFL decides winners. “Games should be won by popularity, not by how many points teams score,” a Rams player told reporters on condition on anonymity. “It doesn’t matter if the Patriots have a great coach and a great quarterback in Tom Brady. We deserved to win because more people wanted us to.” The Rams have vowed that if they win the 2020 Super Bowl, they are going to fundamentally alter the NFL rules when it comes to winning games.  All 29 other NFL teams think the Rams are crazy, notably the New Orleans Saints.  Football fans in St. Louis also wore Kansas City Chiefs and...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  After faking a hate crime and getting all 16 charges against him dropped, Jussie Smollett is now getting back to his acting career. That is, his acting outside of CNN and MSNBC cameras. Smollett is set to star in the title role in the new film “The Little Boy who cried Wolf.” The film is a modern-day take on the classic fairy tale.  “Jussie Smollett is just the man we want in this movie,” the director said to reporters at a press conference announcing the new hire. “He was such a good actor that he actually made half this country believe he was attacked by two Trump supporters in the middle of a liberal Chicago street in the midst of a polar vortex. There’s no one else we’d rather have play a liar other than Mr. Smollett.” Smollett was facing 16 charges after a grand jur...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  San Francisco has become a cesspool. The extremist liberal city has become a haven of drugs and homelessness in the wake of its Socialist policies. It’s gotten so bad that crews of men wearing Hazmat suits are paid to go around and clean up drug needles and crud.  Literally. The crisis in San Francisco has forced the liberal City Council members to seek aid across the Atlantic. “We are pleased to announce that British Police Officer Nicholas Angel will be our chief liaison to fix our great and inclusive city,” the mayor of San Francisco said outside City Hall. “We believe he’s the right man for the job.”   Nicholas Angel has an extensive record of being the best of the best when it comes to British cops. He is an expert lawman who follows the law. He rose to ...