Nicholas Servi

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Spider-Man is responsible for every bad thing that happens. That’s the opinion of one mainstream media icon. CNN invited J. Jonah Jameson onto their prime time shows.  Jameson, editor-in-chief and CEO of The Daily Bugle , received controversy for his company’s constant anti-Spider-Man articles and coverage.  “Spider-Man is a menace!” Jameson said to CNN host Chris Cuomo. “He’s responsible for terrorizing New York and for how divisive America is today.” Jameson was brought onto the show to discuss why conservatives don’t trust the mainstream media, believing that networks not named Fox News promote “fake news” when it comes to President Trump, but the discussion quickly turned into Jameson condemning the crime-fighting web-head.  “Spider-Man is responsible fo...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Football season is underway. Less than two weeks before the regular season starts. This year, the NFL will allow coaches to challenge pass interference. The NFL will allow has a new experimental rule this season, allowing teams to challenge pass interference penalty calls. This rule was enacted after a blown pass interference call wasn’t made during the 2019 NFC Championship Game between the New Orleans Saints and the Los Angeles Rams. NFL teams are taking full advantage of the new rule. Sources confirm that NFL teams will challenge pass interference calls made by referees. Each team has vowed to challenge pass interference calls every game this season, even if it is blatant pass interference. “We just really want to stick it to Roger Goodell and th...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  The cows are fighting back. After years of left-wing attacks against Chick-Fil-A, founded by a Christian who supports traditional marriage between a man and a woman, the Chick-Fil-A cows went on the offensive. Dozens of cows protested outside the U.S. Capitol Building, demanding an end to anti-cow hatred against chicken sandwich fast food chain. the cows, standing on their hind legs and carrying signs, demanded that lawmakers end attacks against the Georgia-based fast food chain. “Eet Mor Chikin!” One cow’s black and white sign said.  “Gayz h8 Cowz!” read the sign held by a second cow, a direct reference to the homosexual community’s blatant anti-cow bias against the fast food chain.  “Cow Livez Mater!” Another cow’s sign said.  Chick-Fil-A has re...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  After news leaked about President Donald Trump’s alleged proposal to buy Greenland, other reports show that Trump “intended” to buy Mexico.  In the supposed “deal,” President Trump said that the United States would receive the entire territory of Mexico as compensation for Mexico’s history of letting millions of illegal immigrants and migrant caravans cross into the U.S. illegally for over forty years. (The time period of illegal immigration from Mexico took place long before Trump was in office.)   “It’s a great real estate deal,” Trump said to reporters outside the White House. “These people cross our border illegally because they want to live here, well guess what? We buy Mexico and they’re already here. They can stay where they are and not risk dying...

August 12, 2019 [Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  After the online-only release of “The Division 2,” Ubisoft has now announced they are going ahead with a third game in the series. “The Division 3” has been given a January 2020 release date, just in time for the 2020 Presidential Election. The game’s plot is believed to center around an unnamed customized character who finds themselves fighting against liberals and others who hold different political viewpoints. It will not share continuity with the previous two games in the franchise.  “We think this is the best time to release our game, especially since it ties into the deep political divide between Americans today,” the head of Ubisoft stated in a press release.  “The Division 3” news comes after details about Universal Studios’ upcoming film, “The...