Nicholas Servi

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  First, it was Dean Martin’s “Baby, it’s cold outside.”  Now, it is Monty Lane Allen’s “All I Want For Christmas Is (A Soldier Coming Home).”  The Christmas song, which was released in the early 2000s and is sung from the perspective of a military spouse, tells how a woman wants her husband serving in the U.S. Military to come home for Christmas.  Democrats and Hollywood elitists quickly condemned Allen’s song, just in time for Christmas.  This criticism comes as President Donald Trump has kept his promise to the American people about not fighting anymore wars and pulling U.S. troops out of endless Middle East wars, including taking American troops out of Syria. (Trump has also made visits to U.S. troops stationed in the Middle East during th...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  New historical evidence has been uncovered that sheds new light on Jesus’ Passion and death. An archeological team working in the ruin sections of Jerusalem uncovered scrolls that show that the Pharisees followed the example of modern-day Democrats in attacking people they don’t like. The Scrolls, which were discovered along with several "Jesus Man Bad" signs, date back to the early First Century A.D., the time of Jesus's life, death and resurrection.  “Originally we were just going to kill this Jesus fellow in the Garden of Gethsemane, but then we heard about the tactics used by (Nancy) Pelosi, Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler against this Donald Trump guy,” Caiaphas, Jewish High Priest, said, according to the scrolls. “We then decided we should humiliate this man ...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Another big-name actor joins the cast of the next MCU Spider-Man film. Charlie Cox has agreed to play Matt Murdock/Daredevil in the untitled third Spider-Man film in the MCU. “I am truly blessed and thankful for the opportunity to once again play Matt Murdock in the MCU,” Cox told reporters. “I honestly wasn’t sure if my career in the MCU was over. Thank you, Marvel, for making this happen.” Cox preciously played Matt Murdock/Daredevil in the Netflix original TV show, “Marvel’s Daredevil.” “Daredevil” was cancelled after three seasons, along with the rest of the Marvel-Netflix shows,  due to contract disputes with Disney (which owns Marvel Studios) and the emergence of Disney’s own streaming service, DisneyPlus. It is unclear if the other Marvel-Netflix characters wi...