Nicholas Servi

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Joe Biden is officially the Democratic Presidential Nominee. Biden accepted the nomination two weeks ago during his acceptance speech at the 2020 Democratic National Convention. Since then, Biden has taken no hard questions from reporters. He also wasted no time in attacking what he considers the greatest threat to America: walls made by dinosaurs. This comes as new archeological evidence revealed that there was an ancient rock wall that circled around an area scientists dubbed “The Great Valley,” supposedly to keep out predatory dinosaurs. According to archeologists, the natural rock barrier formed a wall around a lush green land. There is even evidence that at one section of the wall, the dinosaurs rolled down rocks to seal off a breach.   “It really is a ‘Great Valley,’” Archeologist Samuel Grant ...

  [Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Dick Wolf announced his newest installment in the “Chicago” series. Wolf, through NBC, said the new show feature exclusively video clips from actual anti-police riots and protests this year in Chicago by far-left extremist groups AntiFa and Black Lives Matter. “This will save the studio millions of dollars by not having to hire actors or a film crew to shoot this series,” Wolf said in a press release. “Why spend millions on a film production crew or actors when you can just take stock footage from real-life riots?” Wolf’s “Chicago” TV universe is made up of “Chicago Fire,” “Chicago P.D.,” “Chicago Med” and “Chicago Justice.” All of the shows lean liberal on issues and beliefs. “Chicago Riots” will also feature Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s controversial remarks where she called Federal officers “P...

Democrats and their allies in the Mainstream Media and Big Tech continue their endless attacks against President Donald Trump and his character.    They claim that Trump has no empathy for other people and that he is incapable of caring about anyone but himself—whether it is about connecting with ordinary Americans, or Trump’s handling of the Coronavirus pandemic or the anti-police protests and riots.   They also blame Trump for the violence caused by far-left groups AntiFa and Black Lives Matter—even though Democratic state and local leaders refused to accept Trump’s offers to send in Federal officers or the National Guard.   The Joe Biden campaign also released campaign ads that blame Trump for the violence.   Yet Democrats for decades have been the ones pushing protections for abortion (and even so-called pro-abortion “Republican”).    Not only that, but Democrats are pushing to expand abortion and strike down any laws aimed at limiting it.  ...

  [Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Conservatives and Republicans are dropping their efforts to “defund” Planned Parenthood. Instead, they are pushing to “redirect” Federal funding for Planned Parenthood to other organizations that provide services to women. “We’re not trying to defund Planned Parenthood,” Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) said on the Senate floor. “We simply want to redirect funding for Planned Parenthood to other organizations that provide actual health services to people in the communities.” Democrats condemned Republicans’ efforts to take money away from Planned Parenthood. “It’s completely sexist that Republicans are trying to take money away from Planned Parenthood,” Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi told CNN’s Don Lemon. “‘Redirecting’ funding away from an organization is the same as ‘defunding’ them. Republicans have ...

  President Donald Trump has officially accepted the GOP nomination for the 2020 Presidential Election.    Trump accepted the nomination during his speech last night, Aug. 27, from the South Lawn at the White House.   His speech marked the conclusion of the 2020 Republican National Convention, which ran from August 24-27.   Like the Democratic National Convention, the RNC has to adapt and change their convention’s setting due to the Coronavirus pandemic.    But unlike the DNC, the focus of this year’s RNC was about everything that makes America great.    It was more upbeat and joyful, standing in stark contrast to the doom and gloom of the 2020 Democratic National Convention a week ago, which portrayed America as an evil and racist country.    The pro-American themes of the 2020 RNC were reflected in each day’s event titles:      RNC Night One: Land of Promise  RNC Night Two: Land of Opportunity RNC Night Three: ...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  In a genius move, President Donald Trump managed to get Democrats to defend “The Star-Spangled Banner” as the U.S. National Anthem. Trump accomplished this feat by saying in a tweet that he would replace “The Star-Spangled Banner” with “God Bless the USA.” The tweet came as the Republican Party prepares to kickoff the largely virtual 2020 Republican National Convention from Aug. 24-27 in Charlotte, NC. “Democrats and NFL stars want to get rid of ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’ because they think it’s racist,” Trump tweeted. “So I’m gonna replace it with Lee Greenwood’s ‘God Bless the USA,’ a great song that shows how much we love our country.” For those of you who don’t know, Lee Greenwood’s version of “God Bless the USA” has been used by President Trump and his campaign to introduce Trump whenever he speaks a...

  [Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]    Democratic Vice President Nominee Kamala Harris, a far-left liberal Senator from California, will give her speech tonight at the Democratic National Convention.   Shortly before the DNC kicked off on Monday, Harris sat down with The American See ’s own reporter, Derek Colt, to discuss several topics about the Biden-Harris Team.   Derek Colt, reporter: Senator Harris, it’s great to have you here.   Senator Kamala Harris, Joe Biden’s Democratic Vice President Nominee: It’s great bring here, Colt.   Colt: I’d like to ask you about your positions on issues, particularly your stances concerning Catholics and religion in this country. Back in December 2018, you and Senator Maize Hirono (D-Hawaii) submitted written questions to Brian Buescher about his membership in the “Knights...