Nicholas Servi

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  The left-wing anarchists in Seattle’s CHOP (Capitol Hill Organized Protest) Zone have a new ally. The terrorist leader Bane, who once occupied the entire city of Gotham, has come forward to back up the CHOP protesters. “People of Seattle, CHOP didn’t come here as conquerors, but as liberators to take Seattle back into the hands of the people,” Bane said in an online video post, speaking in his garbled voice through his mask (he does have to protect himself from Covid-19, after all). Bane had managed to maintain his own occupation zone in Gotham by threatening to blow up the city with a nuclear device. In many ways, the protesters in CHOP have followed Bane’s playbook: ·       They have armed “guards” to keep their power over the zone and prevent police and military troops fro...

President Donald Trump has returned to the campaign trail.  Trump held a “comeback” rally on Saturday, June 20, at the BOK Center in Tulsa, OK.  It was his first campaign rally in over three months due to the coronavirus pandemic.  Between 6,000 and 12,000 people attended the rally, which took place in an indoor facility that could hold 19,000. News outlets have reported the number was around 6,200 people. Democrats and the mainstream media quickly condemned the rally’s low attendance, pointing out Trump’s ability to draw packed crowds to his rallies. They claim it shows a lack of enthusiasm for Trump and his reelection campaign.  Nothing could be further from the truth. There were over 1 million ticket requests for Trump’s Tulsa rally. Obviously, not all of those people could get inside the stadium.  Tens of thousands of Trump supporters gathered outside the arena in Tulsa in the days leading up to the rally, either celebrating...

(Warning: This article contains spoilers for the movies on this list) In our present day, Hollywood has focused on remakes and gender-swapped reboots. You can easily conclude that Hollywood has lost all originality when it comes to filmmaking. But there are some movies that can’t be made today. In this list, I take a look at old and recent feature-length films that couldn’t be made in today’s identity politics-driven and left-leaning Hollywood: a place that attacks and demeans conservatives, white male characters, conservative beliefs, President Donald Trump, capitalism, the United States, Republicans and everyday Americans on a regular basis through feature films and TV shows. 1) Rules of Engagement (2000) This Tommy Lee Jones and Samuel L. Jackson flick focuses around the trial of a U.S. Marine Officer (played by Jackson) after he orders his men to fire into a crowd of Islamic protesters outside a U.S. Embassy in the Middle East — made up of men, women and children. It is later re...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Democrats show their commitment to “unifying” Americans by kneeling together. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and other prominent Democrat lawmakers gathered together inside the Capitol Visitor Center on Monday, June 8, to kneel on one knee as a sign of protest against “police brutality” and “systemic racism” in the wake of George Floyd’s death at the hands of a few bad police officers. Dozens of cameras and reporters gathered to photograph and stream live video of the kneeling Democrats. “We kneel here in support of Black Americans and to bring our country together to condemn hate,” Pelosi told reporters after she was helped back up after kneeling. The leftist media’s reaction to the Democrats’ actions were in sharp contrast to their reaction to President Donald Trump wa...

Democrats and liberals are angry President Donald Trump invoked the Christian faith and went to a church damaged by rioters.  On Monday, June 1, President Trump gave a statement in the Rose Garden at the White House, where he talked about restoring law and order in the United States in the wake of violent riots and protests taking over the peaceful George Floyd protests throughout the country.  In his address to the nation, President Trump announced that he is mobilizing federal resources to combat the violent riots and looting that has gripped our nation. At around 7pm Eastern Time, President Trump then walked across the street from the White House lawn over to Lafayette Square and St. John’s Episcopal Church, which is also called the “President's Church.”  Rioters had burned St. John’s interior the night before the President’s speech.  The liberal backlash came as President Trump stood outside the damaged church and held a Bible in his hand. ...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  On Saturday, a joint NASA/SpaceX mission launched two American astronauts from Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Florida. It is the first time American astronauts were sent into space from American soil since 2011. The space flight didn’t go unnoticed, both on Earth and in outer space. President Donald Trump and the United States were greeted by aliens from the planet Vulcan. The alien craft landed at Kennedy Space Center yesterday night, whose interstellar occupants used a weird hand gesture as a greeting. “Live long and prosper,” the head Vulcan said in a solemn tone without any emotion to the American humans, a solemn look on his face. “We’ve been monitoring your progress. This flight is the first step your country and your planet will take not just for traveling to your Moon and Mars, but also ...