Nicholas Servi

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Jordan Peele, one of the two leads in Comedy Central’s “Kay and Peele” TV show, is directing “Scream 5.” It is the latest installment in the “Scream” franchise. A short-lived “Scream” TV show centered around a new killer and new characters unrelated to the films. This will be Peele’s third time directing a horror film. His previous films were “Get Out” and “Us.” “Horror has changed since ‘Scream 4’ was released,” a Producer for the film said at a press conference. “Now, with the contributions Peele has made in horror, it’s all about being serious and meta. We’re confident in Peele’s ability to get this franchise back on track." Peele, on his official Twitter page, went over a few plot details of the new “Scream” film—including a cameo of himself and business partner, Keega...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Blame Trump. That’s the mindset of Democrats. In the wake of deadly mass shootings in El Paso and Dayton, Democrats and liberal reporters quickly condemned Trump for the shootings, claiming he’s a racist.  “Trump is a white supremacist responsible for creating an atmosphere of hate in this country,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren said. “He encourages his supporters to attack us.”   Warren didn’t comment when it was pointed out that the Dayton shooter was a radical leftist who supported her presidential campaign. “The question itself is racist,” Warren said before donning Indian clothes and headdress.  Now, Democrats are looking at past violent events to find a connection between them and Trump. “Donald Trump is responsible for the Woodsboro Murders,” Ex-Vic...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  After losing hundreds of thousands of subscribers since starting their boycott war against Georgia over that state’s “Heartbeat Bill,” Netflix has added new features in an effort to appeal to audiences.  The new “Skip Content” setting allows subscribers to skip unwanted or unwelcome content in their movies and TV series. “We basically took the setting made popular by the ‘ClearPlay’ DVD player and ‘VidAngel’ and took it one step further,” a Netflix spokesman said at a company press conference. “Now our subscribers can skip content they deem offensive so that they can enjoy their entertainment.” In addition to sexual content, violence, gore, and explicit language, Netflix also introduced other categories that audiences can skip. One of those things is anti-Trump and a...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  California Senator Kamala Harris released her campaign slogan for her 2020 presidential election campaign.  Reporting exclusively to CNN and MSNBC after the second Democratic Primary Debate last week, Harris’ campaign team revealed her official slogan is: “Kamala, Kamala, hates every Catholic fella.”  “We feel that this slogan best reflects Senator Harris’ views and the people she represents,” a Kamala Harris campaign spokesperson told reporters at a press conference. “Why else do you think she’s so hard on Joe Biden?” Harris faced controversy back in December 2018 when she and Hawaii Senator Maize Hirono (also a Democrat) showed anti-Catholic bias against a federal judicial nominee by President Donald Trump. Brian Buescher, a lawyer based in Omaha, ...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  PBS is finally growing up.  After decades of being known for kid-friendly or boring shows (sometimes both), the cable television network PBS became the latest company to announce a cinematic universe in order to copy the success of the MCU. PBS made the announcement during a news interview on CBS.  “We want to let people know we aren’t about kiddy shows, so we decided to make a live-action ‘dark and gritty’ movie franchise,” a PBS spokesman said. “This will allow children who grew up watching ‘Kratt’s Creatures,” “Zoom,” “Barney” and our other programs a chance to see modern versions of those characters.” Despite having no principle photography filmed yet, PBS has already announced 20 live-action films in their lineup. Some of the movies listed include live-action f...