Nicholas Servi

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  The U.S. Women’s Soccer Team filed a lawsuit against the U.S. Soccer Federation. The women’s squad claims that the U.S. Soccer organization discriminated against the women’s team by paying them less than the U.S. Men’s Soccer Team — even though men’s soccer draws more crowds and profits than women’s soccer does, and men’s sports are general more physical and tougher than women’s sports. “We want to make sure women are treated equally as men,” U.S. Women’s Soccer Captain Megan Rapinoe said. “We believe all women deserve the chance to succeed.” The U.S. Women’s Soccer Team’s position also now applies to trans-athletes and other members of the LGBTQ-etcetera-etcetera Community. U.S. Soccer Federation announced that the entire U.S. Women’s Soccer Team will replaced with transgender athletes after This news...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  With the Iowa Caucus, New Hampshire Primary and Nevada Caucus completed (except the Democrats still don’t know who won Iowa), it is time to look back at the Democrats who failed to win their party’s nomination. Here are some notable failed 2020 Democrat candidates who have dropped out of the race: Kathleen Kennedy Pro: Woman in authority. Con: Ruined Star Wars for all real Star Wars fans. Nicolas Cage Pro: He was crazy enough to run . Con: He never stood a chance. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Pro: Likeable guy, charming personality and most popular Democrat candidate . Con: Too busy making movies. The Duffer Brothers Pro: Created Stranger Things . Con: Stole the idea for Strangers Things .  James Comey  Pro: He’s really tall.  Con: He thinks he’s mo...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Social commentary in movies isn’t new. Sometimes it is necessary. Most of the time, it ruins the film. (Like “The Last Jedi.”) Animated movies aren’t immune to this. And it isn’t just Disney animated films. Other studios have continued putting social commentary in movies for years, long before President Donald Trump took office and political messages in films became more obvious. Here’s a list of social commentary in animated films. Some of these movies I actually like, so this list is just for comedy purposes only. The Land Before Time franchise — Evolutionist propaganda. An American Tale (1986) — Russians (in this case, Russian mice) are the good guys, so you know this film was written by “Russian bots” working for Putin. Balto (1995) — Clearly an allegory for the relationship between India...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  A terrorist threat was made against San Francisco. A video has been circulating on YouTube and social media platforms that Democrats claim is credible evidence of President Trump inspiring violence against liberal cities. In the video, an American general, identifying himself as Marine Brigadier General Francis X. Hummel, says he has lethal “VX Gas” weapons aimed at San Francisco and that he will launch them if his demands are not met. “There’s a crazed military general threatening to launch chemical weapons on San Francisco, my city,” Pelosi told reporters on Capitol Hill. “Clearly, President Trump is responsible for this.” Pelosi then showed video of Hummel telling FBI and U.S. Military leaders that if they don’t give him millions of dollars, he will launch chemical weapons on Downtown San Francisco...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Mayor Pete already has a Vice President. Hoping to get an edge over his opponents (and save his presidential campaign), Buttigieg announced comedian Kevin Hart as his Vice President nominee. “Kevin [Hart] is a great guy,” Buttigieg told reporters after the Democrat Debate in Nevada Wednesday night. “He’s smart, funny and has a great personality. Have you seen ‘Central Intelligence’ or the ‘Jumanji’ films? Golly, I love that guy.” Reporters asked Buttigieg if choosing a Vice President was a desperation move considering Buttigieg hasn’t won the Democrat nomination — and most likely didn’t win the Iowa Caucus as the Democrat Establishment would like us to believe. “Great question. I think the important thing here is that I actually picked a Vice President who appeals to people outside the Gay Community,” Bu...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Ape Mountain, Africa — George of the Jungle is hit with a lawsuit. The King of the Jungle was attacked by radical environmentalists who blame George for hurting the trees that he keeps running into — leaving an imprint of his body (with outstretched arms and legs) on the trees’ trunks. “George is a tree killer,” environmentalist Dean Underside told reporters. “He is obviously employed by a big logging corporation to slam into trees so that they’re deemed not safe, leaving them open for cutting down.” George, a king of an African jungle and the title character in the “George of the Jungle” movies, can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to hitting trees, despite his best efforts.  “George don’t mean to hurt trees and leave his likeness on them,” George told reporters outside an American courthouse ...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Canadian citizens have reportedly flocked to Justin Theroux on his filming trips to Canada.  “Alright, Justin Theroux will come out and walk across this street,” a producer said during one of these instances.   “Look, there’s the Prime Minister!” a Canadian bystander said after hearing Theroux’s name. “He’s over here!” Dozens of Canadians ran to get a glimpse of Theroux, believing that he is their prime minster. The incidents in question resulted from Theroux, an American actor, sharing a similar name with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. Trudeau, a prominent progressive and global elitist, has become a controversial figure for his anti-American, anti-Trump and pro-political correctness views. A side-by-side photo comparison of Theroux and Trudeau revealed that the two me...