Nicholas Servi

“War is Hell.” “War never changes.” “You don’t know what it’s like over there.” That is what regular citizens are told when it comes to being in a combat zone. In a lot of ways, it is true. We don’t know what it’s like to fight in a war because we weren’t there. We never experienced fighting for our country or served in the military. But we understand that fighting in a war and losing your friends are hard on soldiers, those that died in a war and those that survived. Take Captain Rex, a Clone officer in the “Star Wars: The Clone Wars” television series. Rex is a loyal officer who does his duty. He literally was made for combat. By the time of Season Seven of “Star Wars: The Clone Wars,” however, Rex has become a hardened war veteran. He has seen too many of his Clone brothers die under his command and that loss weighs heavily on him. In the first episode of Season Seven, Rex discovers that one of his Clone troops, Echo, is still alive. Echo was thoug...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Joe Biden is a man of tradition. By 180 years. Biden, the presumptive Democrat nominee for President, refuses to leave his mansion’s basement and has instead adopted the good old “Log Cabin Campaign” as his strategy to beating Republican President Donald Trump in the 2020 Presidential Election. “I have every intention of staying in my home, writing speeches and policy, and sending them out by letter, horse and buggy, telegraph, and rider to all the newspapers and towns in this vast and wild nation, all from the comforts of home,” Biden said in another video chat with CNN from his Delaware mansion. “That’s the only way you can win an election these days. None of this personality stuff, or connecting with voters, or internet, television or social media.” The Log Cabin Campaign was famous in the mid-1800s...

President Donald Trump continues leading the United States through the Coronavirus pandemic. As more states start reopening their economies, we will see how long it takes fro Americans to return to our normal lives before Covid-19. Much of the success or blame of America’s reopening will be directed at President Trump, regardless of whether it is fair or not. He has already been both praised and blamed for his actions when it comes to the Coronavirus and how the United States has responded to it. Despite our personal beliefs when it comes to politics, we need to come together and support our President in this time of crisis and hope. President Trump is leading the United States during a global Coronavirus (Covid-19) pandemic. The last time that happened was in 1917-1918 when the Spanish Flu swept across the world after World War II. If Joe Biden, the presumptive Democrat nominee for President in 2020, along with the Democrats and leftist media pundits attack Trump for his response and...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Marvel Studios is under attack by Democrats. The charge: using a word associated with President Donald Trump. In their politically-correct Socialist worldview, Democrats continue their trend of targeting words they don’t like from everyday American culture. From “men” to anything they deem “gender-specific pronouns.” Democratic leaders are targeting Marvel’s use of the word “phase” to describe stages of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). “Phase” is the word regular people and Marvel employees associate with each stage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Phases 1-3 take place from the first “Iron Man” film to “Avengers: Endgame” and “Spider-Man: Far from Home.” President Trump and his administration have given voluntary guidelines for the states and American citizens to follow in order to st...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Star Wars Week has come to a close. Beginning on May 4, “Star Wars Day,” this week-long celebration focused on the “Star Wars” media franchise. President Donald Trump weighed in on “Star Wars.” “The Star Wars Original Trilogy is the greatest trilogy ever,” Trump wrote on Twitter on Saturday, May 9. “It has great characters, a great story and great space battles.” Trump was referring to Star Wars Episodes IV-VI — “A New Hope,” “The Empire Strikes Best” and “Return of the Jedi.” “The Original Trilogy is way better than the Sequel Trilogy,” Trump continued in the tweet. “Disney ruined the original characters and story. They had no plan whatsoever.” The Sequel Trilogy takes place 30 years after the Star Wars Original Trilogy . It is made up of Episodes VII-IX — “The Force Awakens,” “The Last Jedi” an...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  More states are opening up their economies as they ease back Coronavirus (Covid-19) restrictions. Americans in their states have been pushing for state governments to reopen their economies so that citizens can get back to work and return to their normal lives before the Coronavirus had happened. People either want to keep the United States in a permanent shutdown or open back up the country so that the U.S. economy can bounce back. Yet one California resident isn’t afraid of Covid-19 weakening or flaring back up again. Mainly because he’s been avoiding germs zealously for over twenty years. Adrian Monk, a private investigator and a former San Francisco Police detective, has developed a regimen to avoid any contact with microscopic germs — and any human contact with other people, for that matter. Mr. M...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  The Department of Justice has dropped all charges in its case against Gen. Michael Flynn today. Flynn, President Donald Trump’s former National Security Advisor, pled guilty to lying to the FBI after the FBI, under disgraced Former FBI Director James Comey sent agents to the White House in an effort to trap Flynn in a lie in Jan. 2017, during the early days of President Trump’s Administration. Flynn was fired in Feb. 2017 after lying to President Trump and Vice President Mike Pence about his communications with Russian Ambassador to the U.S. Sergey Kislyak. Flynn made the plea deal after Deep State FBI investigators threatened to charge Flynn’s son in the case. It is now up the judge in Flynn’s case to decide whether to throw out Flynn’s coerced guilty plea. Comey reacted to the Department of Justice dro...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Joe Biden, the presumptive Democrat nominee, has already promised to choose a woman for his Vice President. The Biden Campaign announced that evil sorceress Rita Repulsa will be his Vice President. “At last my evil plan is ready,” Repulsa said on a video chat with Biden and MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough. “First we will take over America, then we will destroy the Power Rangers.” Repulsa has spent the last thirty years trying to the Power Rangers, a group consisting of five-six American teenagers. She has not had any successes against the Power Rangers. Biden was undeterred though and detailed his friendship with Repulsa. “Rita and I go way back,” Biden said during a video chat with CNN’s Chris Cuomo. “Why, uh, we spent 10,000 years trapped together in a space dumpster with my buddies Corn Pop and Nelson Mande...