Nicholas Servi

  [Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Conservatives and Republicans are dropping their efforts to “defund” Planned Parenthood. Instead, they are pushing to “redirect” Federal funding for Planned Parenthood to other organizations that provide services to women. “We’re not trying to defund Planned Parenthood,” Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) said on the Senate floor. “We simply want to redirect funding for Planned Parenthood to other organizations that provide actual health services to people in the communities.” Democrats condemned Republicans’ efforts to take money away from Planned Parenthood. “It’s completely sexist that Republicans are trying to take money away from Planned Parenthood,” Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi told CNN’s Don Lemon. “‘Redirecting’ funding away from an organization is the same as ‘defunding’ them. Republicans have ...

  President Donald Trump has officially accepted the GOP nomination for the 2020 Presidential Election.    Trump accepted the nomination during his speech last night, Aug. 27, from the South Lawn at the White House.   His speech marked the conclusion of the 2020 Republican National Convention, which ran from August 24-27.   Like the Democratic National Convention, the RNC has to adapt and change their convention’s setting due to the Coronavirus pandemic.    But unlike the DNC, the focus of this year’s RNC was about everything that makes America great.    It was more upbeat and joyful, standing in stark contrast to the doom and gloom of the 2020 Democratic National Convention a week ago, which portrayed America as an evil and racist country.    The pro-American themes of the 2020 RNC were reflected in each day’s event titles:      RNC Night One: Land of Promise  RNC Night Two: Land of Opportunity RNC Night Three: ...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  In a genius move, President Donald Trump managed to get Democrats to defend “The Star-Spangled Banner” as the U.S. National Anthem. Trump accomplished this feat by saying in a tweet that he would replace “The Star-Spangled Banner” with “God Bless the USA.” The tweet came as the Republican Party prepares to kickoff the largely virtual 2020 Republican National Convention from Aug. 24-27 in Charlotte, NC. “Democrats and NFL stars want to get rid of ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’ because they think it’s racist,” Trump tweeted. “So I’m gonna replace it with Lee Greenwood’s ‘God Bless the USA,’ a great song that shows how much we love our country.” For those of you who don’t know, Lee Greenwood’s version of “God Bless the USA” has been used by President Trump and his campaign to introduce Trump whenever he speaks a...

  [Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]    Democratic Vice President Nominee Kamala Harris, a far-left liberal Senator from California, will give her speech tonight at the Democratic National Convention.   Shortly before the DNC kicked off on Monday, Harris sat down with The American See ’s own reporter, Derek Colt, to discuss several topics about the Biden-Harris Team.   Derek Colt, reporter: Senator Harris, it’s great to have you here.   Senator Kamala Harris, Joe Biden’s Democratic Vice President Nominee: It’s great bring here, Colt.   Colt: I’d like to ask you about your positions on issues, particularly your stances concerning Catholics and religion in this country. Back in December 2018, you and Senator Maize Hirono (D-Hawaii) submitted written questions to Brian Buescher about his membership in the “Knights...

  [Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  American comedian and ventriloquist Jeff Durham is the latest celebrity attacked by liberals and SJWs. Durham, who has made a name for himself using ventriloquist dummies in his comedy routine, was condemned as a racist for using José Jalapeños on a Stick, a Mexican pepper who has the misfortune of being stuck on a stick. “We gotta crush racism wherever it stands, especially in stand-up comedy,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren told CNN’s Chris Cuomo. “We can’t have white people culturally-appropriating other people’s culture and identity just to make a lot of money.” Surprisingly, neither Warren nor Cuomo brought up Warren’s history of lying about her “Native American heritage” or the fact she pretended to be a Native American to get a rich job at Ivy League colleges. Durham released a statement on the contr...

[This is an updated version of an article I posted on Aug. 3, 2020.]     It’s official: Democratic Presumptive Nominee Joe Biden will select California Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) as his Vice-Presidential running mate.    Biden, who had pledged to only select a woman (and later, a woman of color) as his running mate, announced Harris as his Vice-Presidential nominee on Tuesday, Aug 11.    Harris was on a shortlist of liberal Democrat women to become Biden’s Vice President, which included former National Security Advisor Susan Rice and Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass).   Biden was originally supposed to announce it at the beginning of August, but he and his campaign delayed the process for over a week.   Now that Biden has chosen Harris as his running mate, it is more evidence that Biden and the Democrat Party have become the Anti-Catholic Party and openly hostile to Catholics.     Even though Biden says he is a “devout” Catho...

  [Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Joe Biden (finally) has a running mate. After everyone in the nation was wondering if they’d finished binge watching every Netflix show by the time the Democrats had a Vice-Presidential pick, Joe Biden announced that Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) is his Vice President nominee. Biden, the Democratic Presidential Nominee, had delayed announcing his VP since August 1, which was the original VP nominee announcement date. “I am proud to have Kamala Harris as my Vice President,” Biden said as he read prepared statements at his press conference Tuesday, Aug. 11. “She is talented and we share the same goals and interests. She’s exactly the person I want running the country — I mean, standing by my side and helping me with my agenda.” Biden’s remakes immediately were criticized by President Donald Trump and con...

  [Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Since the Washington Redskins caved in to pressure to change their name and logo, I thought I’d go over reasons why emboldened leftists would target other sports teams.   The Washington Post is already going after the MLB’s Texas Rangers, so it’s only a matter of time before more liberals go after other teams, including the NHL. This is a friendly roast of the NHL teams and why leftists would push for removing their names and logos. I don’t believe these teams should change their names or logos, nor do I believe there’s anything wrong with them. I’m just listing reasons why leftists would find their teams names and logos “offensive,” even though they aren’t. It’s all for fun. Hope you enjoy the jokes. Anaheim Ducks – Living reminder of “The Mighty Ducks” movies and TV show made by Disney and ...

[Disclaimer: This article is a parody story. While some events in this article are actually taking place, it is written for comedy purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.]  Washington, D.C., Metropolitan Police were forced to arrest peaceful pro-life advocates writing chalk on a sidewalk in front of a Planned Parenthood facility over the weekend, charging them with “defacing public or private property.” The pro-life students were writing a pro-life slogan – “Black Preborn Lives Matter” – with the chalk, which most of us know is easy to wash away (unlike paint). After the arrest, D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser ordered all cops in her city to arrest anyone writing chalk on streets or sidewalks. Surprisingly, the police and D.C. officials had no problem with radical left-wing anarchists rioting, looting, destroying statues, burning churches, attacking federal officers or assaulting police officers and innocent bystanders. They also had no problem with radical Marxists painting “Defu...

There is growing speculation that Democratic Presumptive Nominee Joe Biden will select California Sen. Kamala Harris (D) as his running mate.  Harris is on a shortlist of liberal Democrat women to become Biden’s Vice President.  Biden is supposed to announce his VP pick sometime this week.  If Biden chooses Harris, it is more evidence that Biden and the Democrat Party have become the Anti-Catholic Party and openly hostile to Catholics.   Even though Biden says he is a Catholic, his actions and beliefs show that he doesn’t care about Catholic Church teaching on issues like abortion.  Biden himself has vowed to impose Obama-Biden era penalties against the Little Sisters of the Poor in order to force the Catholic order of nuns to fund contraceptives and other abortion drugs.  In contrast, President Donald Trump and his administration have defended and supported the Little Sisters of the Poor and religious liberty....